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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5635 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 988 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.
Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!
