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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3553 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 8504 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
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