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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9699 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.