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NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8312
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crops Grown:	6196
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
New Chunks Explored:	650636	Players Killed by Monsters:	3972
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Star Shards Collected:	218	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Items Found:	2239
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	4879
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Farms Harvested:	966
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4230
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.