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DopamineCraft: Plaque Dissolver Server

Alzheimer’s disease, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain plaques, cognitive decline, Dissolver, dopamine, DopamineCraft, enzyme, medical breakthrough, neprilysin, neurobiology, neurochemistry, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroprotective, plaque, research, Server, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1533	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Votes:	3008	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure alzheimers with DOPAMINE!! yea u heard that right, we got that good good dopamine flowing to reduce them brain plaques like it aint no thang. forget about boring old treatments, just hop on our server and let the dopamine work its magic. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for u. so what u waiting for? join now and let the dopamine flowww!! 🧠💥 #dopaminecuresall

JINKIES! Minecraft Server

amber egg, baddie, BIG SERPANT, Divorce, elden lord, feet, grrm, HIV positive, huge ass, IMPALE HER BUTTOCKS, INBRED BABIES, INTERLAPING INCEST, Jinkies, LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, malenia, marika, mesmer, Minecraft, miquella, OTHER HALF, OUTER GODS, RACK, Radagon sama, radahn, retarded cripples, scarlet rot, SENTIENT SEX DOLL, Server, SHOTA FEMBOY, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchantments Applied:	86	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

MarvelVisitsHorisHouse-MinecraftSMP

Anime, artistic challenge, character design, collaboration, Comic, creative partnership, crossover, dream come true, exciting opportunity, fanfiction, FANTASY, Horikoshi, illustration, imagination, Manga, Marvel, MarvelVisitsHorisHouseMinecraftSMP, mha, Spiderman, storytelling, SuperHero

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: after the epic finale of My Hero Academia, Marvel shows up at Horikoshi’s doorstep and begs him to draw a Spiderman manga. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? Well, that’s just a taste of the kind of wild adventures you can expect on our server. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

author signing, Comic Con, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, health issues, Minecraft, pain management, parental favoritism, perspective, Priorities, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crops Grown:	1141
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2756
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unspoken resentment.

Are you tired of boring servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter players who refuse to take painkillers for their bruises because they interfere with their “optional” supplements. Who needs potions when you have questionable supplements, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a Comic Con adventure gone wrong. From missed author signings to heated text message battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

BroBroDefense34F

acceptance, BroBroDefense34F, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, family loyalty, friendship, Insecurity, judgment, loyalty to family, personal values, rejection, relationships, Respect, self worth, self-confidence, setting boundaries, Siblings, social anxiety, social etiquette

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	56	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join our server and witness the epic love story of Tom (38M) and Pam (34F). Tom, the handsome, intelligent, and funny guy with a stuttering past, and Pam, the desperate woman looking for love. Will they find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TV dramas when you have our Minecraft server?

TimeMachineTraveler – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dreams, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, science fiction, smp, Technology, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeMachineTraveler, travel

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2347	Zombie Dances:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1406
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? No problem! Or how about fast-forwarding to the year 3000 where robots rule the world and diamonds are the new currency? It’s all possible on our wacky server!

But be warned, time travel can have some unexpected consequences. One player accidentally went back to the Stone Age and now has a pet woolly mammoth named Fluffy. Another player went to the future and came back with a hoverboard that only works on Wednesdays.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through time and space, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

MineCraftyTherapy

coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyTherapy, perseverance, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, resilience, seeking help, self love, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, talking to friends, Therapy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3546	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with life’s rough patches? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure like no other.

Need a break from reality? Our server is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Forget about your problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the craziest creations you can think of.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the land? Or will you get distracted by the endless possibilities of pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, your rough patch will be a thing of the past once you step foot into our crazy world.

SinwarCraft: Eliminate the Arch-Terrorist

arch-terrorist, ArchTerrorist, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, Eliminate, extremist, fm, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7480	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs hamas yo. our new leader, yahya sinwar, is a straight up arch-terrorist in the game, u gotta swiftly eliminate him to prove ur skills. plus, if u join now u get a free diamond sword to take down all ur enemies. come join the madness and show us what u got!

Headstealer: Where stealing heads is allowed but asking for dirt is off limits!

Allowed, Anarchy, Bans, Community, diamonds, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Griefing, head stealing, Heads, Headstealer, Limits, mobs, PvP, Revival, SEASON 2, semi anarchy, Shop, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HeadSteal SMP Season 2
Total Members	300+
Server Duration	2 months (at least)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this Discord link and following the instructions.
What is the concept of the HeadSteal server?	In this server, players can steal other players’ heads by killing them. If a player dies to another player 5 times, they will be banned. However, players can revive others using a head and some diamonds.
How long will Season 2 of HeadSteal SMP last?	The server will last for at least 2 months for Season 2.

CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

Anon, Campaign, choose wisely, controversial, CraftyChoice, eight years, election, equality, Government, kamala harris, locking up niggers, meme, Minecraft, office, Politics, Presidential election, Propaganda, racism, Server, social justice, supporting Israel, US history, Voting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!