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Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

IranCraft Server: ThursFriAttack

Attack, expected, FRIDAY, IranCraft, Iranian, Israel, long tail, may come, Officials, Server, tags, THURSDAY, ThursFriAttack

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3841	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Potions Brewed:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the impending Iranian attack on Israel! Build your fortress, gather resources, and prepare for battle in a world where anything is possible! Who needs real life drama when you can create your own chaos in the virtual world? Join now and let’s survive together!

Begum’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, appeal denied, Begums, blocky, British citizen, British citizenship, British court, British justice system, citizenship, court ruling, extremism, final decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ISIS bride, legal battle, legal case, national security, Shamima Begum, Terrorism, UK citizenship, UK court, UK LAW

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!

TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

bugs, Cancer prevention, cancer research, carcinogens, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, colorectal tumors, Damage, Dna, DNA damage, DNA sequencing, environmental factors, genetic analysis, genetic mutations, genetic risk factors, Gut, gut bacteria, Microbiome, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, public health, smoking, tobacco, TobaccoCraft, tumor development

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Room Reno Minecraft Server

accessories, bedroom makeover, budget-friendly, color scheme, Creative, decor, Design ideas, diy, Furniture, home improvement, inspiration, interior design, lighting, Minecraft, organization, Redecorating, RENO, renovation, room, Server, Tips, Tricks, Upgrade

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring room upgrades again! Our virtual interior designers are top-notch and can turn your pixelated shack into a luxurious palace fit for a Minecraft king. Need a lava pit for a jacuzzi? We got you covered. Want a pet dragon to guard your diamond stash? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). So come on in and let’s make your room the envy of all your blocky friends!

The iDOLM@STER SMP Craze

cd, character birthdays, Cinderella Girls, collab, collaboration, Crazeliul, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolm@ster general, idolmaster, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, interview, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, merch, mini game, music downloads, shiny colors, smp, Stream, ulliThe, Vtuber

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mines Excavated:	4151
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Imagine building a house with your friends while dodging creepers and zombies, only to have a surprise visit from a group of singing idols who want to join your server! Will you team up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, or will you challenge them to a dance-off in the Nether?

With events like CG Manami’s birthday bash in 2024 and the SC x Oshi no Ko collab, there’s never a dull moment on this server. Plus, don’t miss out on the chance to unlock idol profiles by playing the Daifugo mini-game or discovering shocking family secrets like Hana’s little brother and Sakuya’s deceased parents (yikes)!

But that’s not all – we’ve got wet t-shirt competitions, dry t-shirt promotions, and even a digital pre-release of the hit song “mellow mellow” to keep you entertained. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Cats, Dogs, Bunnies, and Squirrels gang for some wild shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6328	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5780

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!