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RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Towns Built:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	343417	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	5234
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

acquire, Anon, AnonCraft, ANYTHING.., choose, desire, Grab, just, Minecraft, Obtain, Pick, procure, Quote, Request, see, Seize, select, Server, Take, Want

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “if you see anything you want anon just grab it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.

5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, game jam v, gielinor gazette, guthix sleeps, Info, Minecraft, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, skilling competition, Temple OSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “My Wife Konar Edition” where you can embark on epic quests like “While Guthix Sleeps” and read the latest issue of the “Gielinor Gazette – July 2024” for all the hot gossip.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.

Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!

PixelPickaxe Minecraft Server

common possession, everyday object, inconsequential disappearance, insignificant loss, majority ownership, Minecraft, minimal impact, PixelPickaxe, Server, trivial item, ubiquitous item, unnoticeable absence, widespread possession

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Imagine a world where everyone suddenly lost their left sock. Chaos would ensue as people frantically searched for their missing sock, only to realize that it had vanished into thin air. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your left sock will always be safe and sound. Join us for a sock-tastic adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Who needs a left sock when you have a virtual world to explore? Join now and never worry about losing your left sock again!

MineWellBoosted

coping strategies, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineWellBoosted, Nature, personal growth, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Social Connections, stress relief, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your brain! Our pixelated world is filled with magical creatures, rainbow-colored blocks, and endless possibilities for creativity.

Need to destress after a long day of creepers blowing up your house? Our server has a special “Hug a Sheep” feature where you can literally hug a virtual sheep and feel all your worries melt away.

Feeling lonely? Don’t worry, our server is populated with friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party in the town square.

And if you’re looking to boost your mental well-being even further, try our “Potion of Positivity” that will have you seeing the world through rose-colored glasses in no time.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let the healing powers of block-building and exploration work their magic on your mind!

TimeWarpCraft

Adventure, Alternate Reality, crowded, Destination, Experience, Exploration, futuristic, historical, Journey, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, Paradox, Popular, popular attraction, Possible.., science fiction, time machine, time period, time travel, TimeWarpCraft, tourism

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where time travel is REAL and u can go back in time to hang out with dinosaurs or forward to party with aliens. our server is so lit that even time travelers come to visit and see what the hype is all about. u can build ur own time machine and travel to different eras to collect rare items and meet famous historical figures. plus, our community is so welcoming that even cavemen and space robots are besties. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history together!

Rexile Adventure

Adventure, Custom Bosses, Custom Items, dailey quests, guild, Loot, Minecraft, Quest story, Rexile, season pass, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	168	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to the new server Rexile Adventure!

ready to start

We offer Custom items.Custom bossesQuest storySeason pass with lootGuild dailey guests

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UnfoldedCraft Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, armageddon, Chaos, collapse, Destruction, divine intervention, end times, First Seal, God’s Plan, harbingers of doom, judgment day, killing, Minecraft, paid shooter, preservation, Prophecy, Reaping, salvation, Server, UnfoldedCraft, Unfolding, Vengeance, Wrath

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is unfolding according to God’s plan… apparently! The First Seal has been broken and the Collapse has begun, but don’t worry, we’re here to take what we need and preserve what we have. And if anyone stands in our way, well, let’s just say they won’t be around for long! 😈

Join us for some epic reaping as we unleash the harbingers of doom and show them the truth… whatever that may be! And hey, even the paid shooter got killed in the end, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get reaping! 🌾💀🔥