Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Anon, anon we, Bleach, Craft, ew, fuck, gtfo, gtfo you, hai, incel, incel fuck, Incels, it smells, Leave, like bleach, Need, pasty, rekt, room, room today, rooms, smell, smells like bleach, Today, welcome to, your room

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	995	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Server26, where old fogies dig blocks and avoid getting grieved since 2015. No whippersnappers allowed!

Allowed, Armorstands, AVOID, blocks, Claimblocks, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Dig, Events, fogies, germany, grieved, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, MEGABASES, Paper, Player Protection, Plugins, recipes, Server26, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla, whippersnappers

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival
Features	No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets
Community	Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available
Specs & Plugins	Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction for this server?	Yes, players must be 18 or older.
Are there any benefits for different player ranks?	No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits.
Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money?	No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server.
Are there adminshops on the server?	No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs.
Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server.
What is the default currency on the server?	Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced.

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

BIAS, BIASED, controversial, documentary, Evil on Trial, evilcraft, historical, investigation, Justice, justice system, Make Germany Great Again, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, Political, Propaganda, propaganda film, Server, trump, Truth, War Crimes, World War 2

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
New Chunks Explored:	992445	Emeralds Found:	3453
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

Abdul-Mateen II, action, CraftyMateens, Director, fighting harder, INTENSE, John Creasy, man on fire, Mercenary, Minecraft, Netflix, Personal demons, ptsd, Redemption, redemption path, series, Server, special forces, steven caple jr, Survival, Thriller, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	273	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Affection, affectionate, Apology, appreciation, bland, Caring, Communication, curly hair, Empathy, haircare, HairCraftHusbandNoCare, hairstyles, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstanding, reaction, relationships, straight hair, Support, Wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3511
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

PeePooPals Minecraft Server

dog behavior, dog etiquette, dog manners, dog owners, dog owners behavior, dog owners etiquette, dog owners responsibility, dog training, Minecraft, PeePooPals, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owners, pet owners behavior, pet owners etiquette, pet owners responsibility, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, pet waste, property damage, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6291	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

CraftyChicksOnly

arrogance, beauty standards, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, DATING, Girls, guys, humor, Insecurity, intelligence, materialism, misconceptions, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self-absorption, shallowness, Superficiality, Unattractive, Vanity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

Coastal, disaster relief, emergency response, Erosion, FOREIGN AID, gaza, gaza aid, GazaPierCraft, Humanitarian Aid, i24NEWS, Infrastructure, international relations, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pier, political tensions, Reconstruction, Report, Server, U.S, united states, weather concerns

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Activist, Censorship, China, civil rights, feminism, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, METOO, MeTooChina, political activism, Prison, PrisonCraft, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8798	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Crops Grown:	1876
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

Bedroom DistanceCraft

BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Distance, DistanceCraft, family, growing up, home, House, Kids, living arrangements, noise, parenting, parents, privacy, relationships, separation, Sleep, Space, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

CraftyMelaninJoy

anxiety, Black youth, coping mechanisms, CraftyMelaninJoy, depression, discrimination, emotional well being, Identity, internalizing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minority, Oppression, racial discrimination, racism, self esteem, social justice, societal pressures, systemic racism, Trauma

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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