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The Velocity Minecraft Server

categorization, categorization by race, Categorizing, Minecraft, Race, racial awareness, racial bias, racial categorization, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial harmony, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racial supremacy, racism, Server, Supremacy, Velocity

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate race-based categorization experience! Forget about boring old racism, we’re all about categorizing by race without any pesky supremacy getting in the way. It’s like a twisted game of sorting hat meets Minecraft, where you can choose your race and see where you fit in the grand scheme of things. Come join the chaos and see if you can navigate the murky waters of non-supremacist race categorization!

Minecraft SMP – VAllure General

Adult, asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Discord, FAQ, Friends, gen 1, general, greentext, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Links, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, Schedule, Shibi Cottonbum, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VOD Archive, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4416
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is filled with a colorful cast of characters, from the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, and even the Dorky Yandere. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every moment an adventure.

But that’s not all! We have transparent head cutouts, hypnotic cuttlefish, and even a Mistress who demands your attention at all times. You won’t find a dull moment on this server, that’s for sure.

So why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner. Talk about commitment, am I right? Plus, where else are you going to find a group of Vtubers focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane world. Join us now and buckle up for a wild ride unlike any other!

NoHoHo Minecraft Server

anger, cancer diagnosis, christmas, crowds, denial, family time, grinch, holiday activities, holiday season, holiday traditions, hospice care, indoor activities, low energy, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, NoHoHo, pain management, Server, stress, Support, unconventional approach, Upset

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	5532	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the same old Christmas festivities? Want to avoid the crowds and chaos of the holiday season? Join our Minecraft server for a more relaxed and unconventional approach to Christmas!

Forget the 12 pubs and crowded events, on our server, you can spend quality time with your loved ones without even leaving your house. No need to worry about your internal battery running low or feeling ungrateful for wanting a more low-key holiday season.

Join now and make memories with your family in a virtual world where the only crowds are pixelated and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard. Who needs skating and events when you can have a blast online with your loved ones?

And if you need a break from the holiday stress, our staff is here to support you and even mediate family discussions. We’re like a virtual therapist, but with more creepers and less judgment.

So come on, join our server and let’s make this Christmas one to remember (or forget, depending on how many times you fall into a lava pit).

LoserCraft: AITA?

aita, Anime, cultural appreciation, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural education, cultural etiquette, cultural exchange, Cultural experience, cultural immersion, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural tourism, cultural understanding, friendship, Japan, japanese language, LoserCraft, Otaku, travel

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as culturally diverse as my friend’s anime collection? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated Japan where you can learn all about the rich history and traditions of this beautiful country… or just build giant anime statues, we won’t judge!

Our server is the perfect place for all self-proclaimed otakus who want to live out their anime fantasies in blocky form. Forget about boring tourist guides, we’ll show you the REAL Japan through the eyes of your favorite anime characters. Who needs to learn Japanese when you can just speak in “anime Japanese” and be understood by everyone? It’s foolproof!

So come join us on our server and experience Japan like never before. Just be prepared for some epic pixelated adventures and maybe a few cultural misunderstandings along the way. And remember, if you’re not building anime-themed structures, are you really even playing Minecraft? Join now and let the anime madness begin!

CalmCraft SMP: PlanBust LOL

acceptance, Adaptability, Calm, CalmCraft, coping strategies, emotional regulation, flexibility, inner peace, letting go, lol, maintaining perspective, mindfulness, moving forward, patience, PlanBust, positive mindset, problem solving, resilience, self-care, smp, staying composed, staying grounded, staying present, Stress Management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up half of it. But guess what? Instead of getting mad, you just laugh it off because this server is all about embracing chaos, bro!

We got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is just blowing stuff up for fun. And don’t even get me started on our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions, where you can win rare items and bragging rights for days.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? Yeah, it’s lit, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelNostalgia

AOL chat rooms, cyber memories, cyber reminiscing, dial-up days, digital nostalgia, early internet culture, early internet experiences, first online experiences, forum days, Geocities websites, internet history, internet in the 90s, internet nostalgia, internet throwback, Myspace era, Netscape Navigator, oldest internet memory, PixelNostalgia, retro online, vintage internet, web 1.0

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	171	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Remember the good old days of dial-up internet? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those days! Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as you build, mine, and craft your way through our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Just watch out for the lava traps and booby traps left behind by the previous adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

CraftyIranMCServ

#covert operations, arms trade, captured, complex network, CraftyIranMCServ, documents, Hamas, illicit activities, intelligence, investigation, iran, Iran-Hamas relations, Islamic Republic of Iran, MIDDLE EAST, regional conflict, sanctions, SECURITY, smuggling network, Terrorism, weapons, weapons smuggling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have captured documents from hamas and uncovered the secret weapons smuggling network of the islamic republic of iran! fight against evil mobs and uncover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! build your own fortress and defend it against enemy players who try to steal your loot! join now for a chance to uncover more secrets and become the ultimate warrior in the world of minecraft!

MH370Hunters

#authorities, anniversary, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), cooperation, Disappearance, families, Flight, International, investigation, Malaysia, MH370, MH370Hunters, missing plane, Mystery, Ocean, Passengers, search, Tragedy, unresolved, WRECKAGE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7855	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like the MH370 of Minecraft servers, except we actually know where it is! join us on this wild adventure as we search for hidden treasures and lost civilizations in the depths of our virtual world. maybe we’ll even find the missing plane along the way, who knows? come join us and be part of the mystery and excitement! plus, we have free snacks in the virtual break room, so that’s pretty cool too. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

2025 YouTube Comment Squad

#youtube, 2025, Behavior, celebration, Comment, Community, countdown, ENGAGEMENT, group, Interaction, internet, new years, ONLINE, people, social media, squad, tradition, trend, Video, viral, Waiting

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a gang of players who are so obsessed with new years they spend all day on youtube commenting “anyone here in 2025?” on every dang video. it’s like a cult but with more creepers and less kool-aid. come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity of our community. who needs reality when you can have this level of chaos in your life? come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness.

Quantum Fiber FunLand

data security, DATA Transmission, ENCRYPTION, fiber, fiber optic cable, FUNLAND, innovation, internet traffic, Quantum, quantum communication, quantum computing, quantum cryptography, quantum entanglement, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum networking, quantum physics, quantum technology, quantum teleportation, scientific breakthrough, secure quantum applications, specialized infrastructure, technological advancement

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so, liek, u kno dat thing where u teleport urself in minecraft? well dis server takes it to a whole new level, we got quantum teleportation over fiber optic cables, like wut even is dat? but it’s totally happening here. and get dis, we’re doin it while internet traffic is still goin thru, so u kno it’s legit.

join dis server if u wanna be on da cutting edge of technology in minecraft. who needs specialized infrastructure when u got quantum teleportation, amirite? plus, u never kno wut crazy adventures u’ll have when u teleport urself around da server. maybe u’ll end up in a secret underground base or on top of a giant mountain. da possibilities are endless, dude.

so come on, join us on dis mind-blowing server and experience quantum teleportation like never before. trust us, u won’t regret it.