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PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3956	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Farms Harvested:	701	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Emeralds Found:	6686	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Emeralds Found:	9300
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

chicken, drenched in air, futari boshi, hunt, iya iya iya, Last, nai nai, nuggets, ocean wave, Party, pop stars, PvP, Server, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, Wah, Warcraft, WARFARE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!