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BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	241
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

noobland.fun

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

#youtube, Angry, baked, Ban, Community, Discord, Engage, Friends, HOURS, invite, Join, Launch, Minecraft, Pace, Play, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Staff, Suggestions, Vanilla, Week

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3009	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crops Grown:	7209

Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Hidden Secrets, intriguing narrative, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 203074622, novel, Party, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

blended family, child development, Communication, Emotional support, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, sibling rivalry, SisNeedsToTalkToNiece, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8116	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.