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BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mines Excavated:	1601

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	730	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	658
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6235	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!