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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6073 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9253 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
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