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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5314 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2992 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 545 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
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