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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 681 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1556 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3525 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a horde of dancing chickens invade, wearing tiny top hats and monocles. Or how about the time we turned all the trees into giant talking mushrooms that tell terrible dad jokes? And don’t even get me started on the time we replaced all the creepers with friendly llamas who just want to give you hugs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Butt-kicking Competition, where players compete to see who can punch the most zombies in the face in 60 seconds. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the great manifestation of pure, unadulterated silliness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
