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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 884 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?