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SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP looks at you

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	254
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9539
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Hey you there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a baby zombie pigman while battling a giant chicken boss. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it! winks

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

bethesda, Chaos, Character customization, Corner, Crafting, creator content mods, dlc, draw distance, enhanced graphics, Fallout, fallout 4, gameplay improvements, immersive storytelling, mod support, new features, next gen, open-world exploration, post-apocalyptic, settlement building, survival mode, Textures, update, Updates, volumetric lighting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mines Excavated:	4684	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

books, booru, chapter 2, comicbin, CREEPERS, Deltarune, Demo, extra content, fangamebin, Fight, font change, image collections, jockington, legends of localization, merch, MineTale, progress, recommendbin, sans, Save, Screenshots, spoilers, sportsball, steve, TEAM, text dumps, the new game, the old game, Thread Template, Undertale, world, writebins

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

adult content, adult entertainment, arousal, blocky, bonanza, boys night, desire, EXCITEMENT, fantasies, Friends, guilty pleasure, Intimacy, Jerking, late night fun, naughty thoughts, NSFW, nudified, Pleasure, Server, socials, stimulation, stroking, temptation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7690
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Votes:	8679	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2860

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!