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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2199 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
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