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Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: ‘Alright, you win’

#youtube, ALRIGHT, channel, Community, CONTENT, Crafty, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funhouse, Gaming, Interactive, Livestream, McLaughingtons, mori, Mori’s stream, ONLINE, streaming, Video, Watching, WIN, winning, wPXfKeWU2YE, you win, youtube live

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Votes:	1750
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us and you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden village where all the villagers speak in Shakespearean English.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special potion that turns your character into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Imagine soaring through the skies, shooting rainbows at unsuspecting players below.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

Admiration, appealing, Captivating, charming, Compliment, complimentary, CompliMentor, Creative, delightful, encouraging, Engaging, flattering, flattery, INTERESTING, Intriguing, original, positive feedback, praise, smp, thoughtful, Unique, Uplifting

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	758
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9295	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	64
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7328
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	53
Emeralds Found:	857	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
Country & Timezone:
Reason for joining CampCraft:
How active will you be?
Other hobbies/games:

Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9598
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!