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Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: ‘Alright, you win’

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us and you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden village where all the villagers speak in Shakespearean English.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special potion that turns your character into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Imagine soaring through the skies, shooting rainbows at unsuspecting players below.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crops Grown:	9483	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Emeralds Found:	9505
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2590
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ores Mined:	1558
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	973
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Potions Brewed:	88
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2865
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!