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CraftyTimeMachine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Farms Harvested:	489	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	8707	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8577
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Alien Abductions:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8653
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4985	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!