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TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ores Mined:	583	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	162
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	4745
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

TinyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Animals Bred:	97
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with tiny villages, miniature mobs, and pint-sized adventures. Why settle for regular-sized creepers when you can have adorable mini creepers that you can punt across the map? And don’t even get us started on the tiny villagers – they’re so cute you’ll want to squish them (but please don’t, they have families to feed).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground kingdom of gnomes who are always throwing the wildest parties. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a pickaxe and a sense of humor (gnomes love a good joke). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary leprechaun treasure hidden deep within the mines. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the world of Minecraft in a whole new (and hilariously tiny) way. Just watch out for the tiny dragons – they may be small, but they’re feisty little buggers.

WatchDad Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful BBQ with no annoying siblings showing up uninvited. Join us and avoid awkward family encounters like the one where Ashley tried to guilt-trip us into sharing a luxury watch with her.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any sob stories or stolen watches – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. So come on over and leave the family drama behind!

SwiftTicketFlipper

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and betrayal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our server is filled with fun and laughter, unlike that cousin who sold your concert ticket behind your back.

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about PhD students trying to make a quick buck off your hard-earned tickets. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who would never dream of pulling a stunt like that.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us – because life’s too short to deal with shady relatives.

AdrenalineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for the most heart-pounding, pulse-racing, creeper-avoiding adventure of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Flying chickens. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and swords clashing. But in the end, our brave player emerged victorious, with pockets full of diamonds and a newfound love for poultry-based transportation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. Strap on your elytra and get ready to soar through the skies, dodging fireballs and obstacles in a race to the finish line. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of virtual cake. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So, if you’re looking for the best and safest way to get an adrenaline rush, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

AbandonedNeighbor20

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1823
Dimension Hops:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your neighbor’s abandoned house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepiest abandoned homes can’t compete. Join us and uncover the secrets of the front yard that’s mysteriously mowed every week. Maybe you’ll even find out why there’s an old car parked in the driveway that hasn’t moved in decades. Who knows, maybe there’s a hidden treasure waiting for you to discover! So come on, join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Autocorrect Apocalypse

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

hey u, yea u. u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. why should u join? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do backflips and sing opera. yea, dat chicken was on dis server. u wanna see dat chicken in action? den join now. plus, we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and dragons dat spit fire. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. so what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s have a blast, yo. oh, and did i mention we got free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. free. pizza. so come on down and let’s get this party started, baby!