You Didn’t Know This About MCPE Block Clutching!! Minecraft Servers

You Didn’t Know This About MCPE Block Clutching!! Minecraft Servers

  • SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

    SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3185
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Votes: 5289 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5417 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

    join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EconomySMP

    EconomySMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 8850
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Crops Grown: 2321
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

    economysmp.hostmy.games

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChaoticMC Network

    ChaoticMC Network
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4776
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3752 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

    play.chaoticmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MemeCraft Server

    MemeCraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3361
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

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  • BlackSwan40K SMP

    BlackSwan40K SMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5832
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NephewNightsMC

    NephewNightsMC
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 3461
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

    We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

    But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

    ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7703
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

    Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

    So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 3752
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Runes Activated: 7
    Magic Items Found: 3521 Dragon Eggs Found: 3854
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

    And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

    PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 883
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Chimeras Created: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1277 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

    why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

    rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

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  • AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

    AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 1317
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Animals Bred: 136
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

    WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

    New Minecraft Server
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