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KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7762
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Animals Bred:	112
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Star Shards Collected:	195	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	New Chunks Explored:	494870
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9458	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Animals Bred:	61
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!