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CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Potions Brewed:	156	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Star Shards Collected:	279	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old entertainers? Well, look no further because our server has the one and only Diamond Dave, the most legendary entertainer in all of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.

So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!

BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of all that political drama on this site? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who has the best pet llama!

We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Punchline

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

smp.me

Community, Community vote, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Server, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	393
Potions Brewed:	183	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Semi-vanilla (more like vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	16+
Features	Proximity chat, Armor Stand Tools, Discord integration, Web based world map, Grief prevention, Community decisions, Sleep skip, Opt-in PVP, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Visit [smp.me](http://smp.me/) to apply.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, inclusivity is a core belief.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 16 years or older.
What kind of plugins are used?	Plugins are used for grief prevention, Discord integration, web map, and more.
Are there any donator perks with advantages?	No, the server does not offer donator perks with advantages.

MysticCraftRealm 1.20.5

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Animals Bred:	33

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got pigs that can fly! Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And not just that, we also have llamas that spit fireballs like they’re straight outta a dragon’s mouth! It’s like a crazy circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures ever!

CakeDramaCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your family stealing your cake and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server where you can bake all the cakes you want without anyone stealing a single crumb! No more arguments over who ate the last piece, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets to build the biggest cake castle!

Plus, if you’ve ever wanted to tell off your family for eating your cake and not owning up to it, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about standing up for your cake rights and making sure everyone knows that cake theft will not be tolerated!

So come join us on the most deliciously drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life cake when you can have virtual cake and virtual arguments instead? It’s a piece of cake to join, so don’t miss out on all the fun!

CraftyIntroverts

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	74	Emeralds Found:	928
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4284

Are you tired of being a social hermit in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for introverts to break out of their comfort zones and meet new people!

Join us on our server where you can build friendships as strong as diamond armor, mine for rare ores together, and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your social anxiety.

Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just accidentally fall into a pit of lava. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the introvert in you shine like a beacon of light in the dark caves of Minecraft!

Gaza Strip Life Drop – Men vs Women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL MAKE U LIVE LONGER THAN IN GAZA STRIP! WE PROMISE U WILL LIVE TIL U R 100 YEARS OLD AND STILL BUILDIN BLOCKS! MEN LIVE EVEN LONGER THAN WOMEN, LIKE WTF?! U MIGHT EVEN LIVE FOREVER IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHO KNOWS?! COME BUILD UR DREAM HOUSE AND NEVER DIE, YOLO!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, loot chests, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Player Shops, PvP, pvp arena, PvP battles, resource packs, Roleplay, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crops Grown:	7879	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	28	New Chunks Explored:	996970

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Looking for more than just stacking blocks? At Bucketry, we’ve created a world where you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, you can join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition using the URL mc.bucketry.net:19132

Q: Are there custom quests on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers quests that are designed to pull you into the story and offer rewards and a sense of progress and purpose.

Q: Can I build and customize my gear on the server?

A: Yes, you can forge weapons and armor with hundreds of custom enchantments to make them unique to you.

Q: Is there a land claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, you can claim land to build your empire or home base, defend it, grow it, and recruit creatures to keep it safe.

Q: How deep are the farming, mining, and fishing systems on the server?

A: The systems go deeper than the basics, offering rare crops, legendary fish, and goals worth chasing.

Q: Can I participate in treasure hunts and uncover hidden rewards on the server?

A: Yes, there are treasure hunts and hidden rewards to explore, uncover secrets, and claim loot that gives you an edge.

Q: Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can run a shop, trade smart, and climb the economic ranks in a community where every trade matters.

Q: Can I join community events and team challenges on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers community events and team challenges for players to join and have fun together.

Q: Are there streamlined systems in place to optimize gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, systems like storage and crafting have been optimized to allow players to spend more time adventuring and less time managing inventory.

Whimper’s End World 1.20.2

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s where all the cool kids are at, duh. Forget about those corporate servers, they’re so last season.

On this server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of indie gamers who are just killing it and making mad stacks. Who needs those big companies when you can be your own boss and rake in the dough?

So, come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to the corporate overlords. Let’s build our own empire, one block at a time. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

ScrotumCraft – The Doggone Fun Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing interesting to talk about? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a totally unique experience that will have everyone talking – just like that dog’s scrotum your fiance brought home!

Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.

So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?