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Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/gsg/’ Edition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9415	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with spices, invasions, and ousted dictators!

Our server is like no other, with 11,747 players processed in a single day at our Ellis Island immigration center. You’ll never be bored with our Bay of Pigs Invasion event, where you can finance and train Cuban exiles to take down Fidel Castro!

But wait, there’s more! Choose your random country with our Country Picker tool and dive into the world of modded Minecraft like never before. From Universalis 1A to Niggermod, we have it all!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Vic 3 or EU5 when you have us?

Pixelated Cuties Minecraft Server

Asian culture, Asian stereotypes, asian women, Asian women’s issues, Asian women’s mental health, borderline personality disorder, BPD, cute, Cuties, Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health disorders, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, personality disorders, pixelated, Server, Stereotypes, stigma, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll find Asian women with BPD and demons roaming around! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like no other, where you can battle demons while navigating through the complexities of relationships with Asian women who have BPD. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out victorious? Only one way to find out!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures along the way!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Emporium

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1536	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! 🐷💎

Looking for a server where you can ride on giant chickens through a land of rainbow trees? Look no further, because we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and crazy pandas who have stolen all the enchanted cookies in the land!

Build your own floating castle made entirely of glittering obsidian and unicorn horns! The possibilities are endless!

So come on and join us, because on this server, anything can happen! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world!

So what are you waiting for? Come on and join us for a magical adventure unlike any other! 🦄🌈

Have a wonderful day, anonymous!

Crafting Chaos: Minecraft Fallout Edition

Adventure, Apocalypse, Chaos, Country, Crafting, Edition, Exploration, Factions, Fallout, gameplay, Immersive, Minecraft, Mutants, Nuclear, post-apocalyptic, radiation, RPG, ruins, scavenging, Setting, Survival, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the apocalypse has hit your country and turned it into a wild, wacky wasteland! Imagine a Fallout game set in your own backyard – complete with mutated sheep and zombie villagers roaming the streets.

Join us for a chance to explore this crazy world, build your own nuclear bunker to survive the chaos, and battle it out with other players for control of the last remaining diamonds!

So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a giant mutant chicken into battle or trade with a robot merchant for rare loot? Only here, my friend, only here.

Come on down and see for yourself – you won’t regret it! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to surviving the apocalypse in style.

NoobCraft: Where the only thing to look forward to is mining diamonds

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Farms Harvested:	532
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of waiting for new games to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for the chance to ride on unicorns and battle dragons in a disco-themed world. Who needs new games when you can do all that in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also fly on a pig with wings and shoot rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a magical dream come true!

So why wait for new games when you can experience all this and more on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the fun begin!

BrazilCraft: Where the blocks are as spicy as the samba!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9237	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a woman decided to take a cadaver in a wheelchair to the bank to get a loan. But here’s the kicker – she referred to it as her uncle! Can you believe that? Needless to say, she was later arrested for her wild antics.

If you want to experience insane adventures like this and more, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

Crafty Genshin – The Ultimate Minecraft Mashup

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a journey where Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades? Then join us as we explore the depths of this INSANE server.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your WILD adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and the Freedom-Sworn (Sword) – perfect for battling the MYTHICAL creatures that roam our server.

Join now and receive daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

And if that’s not enough, we have REDEEMABLE CODES for all regions that will unlock UNBELIEVABLE treasures for you to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this UNFORGETTABLE Minecraft experience and let the fun begin!

CraftyBdayCountdown29

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where time is merely a suggestion! Join us as we celebrate birthdays that happened years ago and travel through time like it’s no big deal.

On our server, you can build a time machine out of diamonds and redstone to go back to 2015 and relive your 29th birthday over and over again. Who needs to age when you can just keep partying like it’s 2015?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always packed. Who knew Minecraft could be so groovy?

So come join us on our server and never worry about getting older again. Time may be ticking away, but on our server, it’s always a party!

Pixelated Pals: Seiyu Shenanigans

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4860

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no! This player also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And guess what? You can too if you join our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most LEGENDARY players in all of Minecraft. We have PvP battles that will make your head spin and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max. And did I mention the custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons and shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

LordOfTheBlocks: StopTormentingMeLOL

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6751
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of being harassed by a pesky Lord in your Minecraft world? Look no further! Join our EPIC Minecraft server where the Lord is actually a friendly llama who just wants to trade emeralds for diamonds! Say goodbye to torment and hello to treasure on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Get ready to boogie with creepers, skeletons, and even the Ender Dragon!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any mob into a delicious breakfast treat. Just watch out for the Bacon Bandits who will stop at nothing to steal it from you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to Lordly torment forever!