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DadDollarsGoneWild

blended families, child custody, child support, custody battles, DadDollarsGoneWild, divorce aftermath, extracurricular activities, family court, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, financial responsibilities, financial struggles, parental relationships, parental support, shared custody, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, stepmother conflicts, teenage emotions, teenage perspective

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, child support payments, and sibling rivalries! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are taking notes on how to cause more drama.

Witness the epic battle between a dad, his wife, his son, his daughter, his stepson, his stepdaughter, and his baby as they fight over who deserves child support more. Will the wife’s kids have to give up their extracurricular activities? Will the son and daughter team up to take down the baby? Will the dad run out of money before the next child support payment?

Join now to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have this level of family drama to navigate through? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story – join our server today!

CoupCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Arrests, Conspiracy, coup attempt, CoupCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, internal threat, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Plot, political instability, regime change, security service, Server, thwarted, Treason, Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

so, like, ukraine was just minding its own business, right? and then BAM! someone tries to pull off a coup! but don’t worry, the security service was all like “not today, buddy!” and shut that shizz down real quick. if you wanna be part of a server that’s as badass as ukraine’s security service, then join us! we’ll protect you from any coup attempts while you build epic castles and battle dragons. plus, we have the best virtual borscht this side of the digital world. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

NaziCapGoneByeBye

anti-semitism, Candidate, CAP, controversy, current events, discrimination, election, Europe, extremism, far right, French politics, nationalism, nazi, NaziCapGoneByeBye, News, Political, racism, resignation, scandal, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Buildings Constructed:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!

LostInCraftyLand

Adventure, America, ancient civilizations, Colonization, Columbus, confusion, discovery, european exploration, Exploration, History, hopeless explorer, indigenous people, Journey, Lost, LostInCraftyLand, new world, pre-Columbian, realization, stranded, Uncharted Lands, unknown territory

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	472
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9435	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, imagine you’re like a lost explorer back in the day before Columbus even knew what a boat was. You stumble upon this epic Minecraft server and you’re like “woah, this is the new world, bro!” Join us on this server and embark on a journey crazier than a squirrel on caffeine. Build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with some virtual friends. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a leprechaun on payday. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the land of pixels and creepers!

PubertyPoundCraft

acceleration, age of puberty, Childhood, childhood development, early puberty, First period, Genes, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic research, genetic study, Girls, indirect, influence, largest study, Links, new study, puberty timing, PubertyPoundCraft, risk factor, weight gain

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Items Found:	2872
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christianity, discrimination, Faggots, gay community, Gay Rights, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Religion, religious beliefs, religious tolerance, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	3494	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing until you cry? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the time of your life.

We have a special “Flying Pig” event where pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco” parties, where the undead bust out their best dance moves to electronic music.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

FeelThis Minecraft Server

collaboration, Communication, Community, Competition, Connection, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, feel, FeelThis, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, other players, other players for this feel, Players, role playing, Server, shared experience, Social Interaction, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of poker.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	768
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	138

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!