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BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	697	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	74	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5562
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	468	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	926	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1939	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻