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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Emeralds Found:	1127	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1575
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Emeralds Found:	8075	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	8865	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Farms Harvested:	243	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mines Excavated:	3643	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	9541	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!