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Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

Bigotry, consequences, cyber attack, Destroyed, destroyer, discrimination, gook, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, Hiro, Hiros, intolerance, Minecraft, miserable death, negative impact, offensive language, online vandalism, racism, Server, Site, slant eyed, unethical actions, violence, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

action, Adventure, Anime, canon, Characters, Epic battles, japanese, long-running, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Naruto, Narutos, ninja, ninja world, Plot, Popular, Read, series, Shinobi, shonen jump, smp, Storyline, Village

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

VillagerRocketsBOOM

civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, Fires, hezbollah, Hitting, international news, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Palestinian villages, political tension, RETALIATION, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, VillagerRocketsBOOM, violence, West Bank

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchantments Applied:	162	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

apply, changes, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Join, Minecraft, Mods, neighbor, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, trustworthy, Vanilla, voice chat, World Map

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5429
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

Anime, bathroom, Chapter 31, Daily, ghost, HanakoKun, Haunted, Horror, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Mirror Realm, Mystery, occult, Paranormal, part 1, School, Server, Spook, Supernatural, The Hell of Mirrors, toilet bound hanako kun, ToiletBound, urban legend

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2809	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

cuck, cuck conversations, cuck lifestyle, cuck photos, cuck videos, cuck wins, cuckold, Cuckolding, cuckolding community, cuckolding community sharing, cuckolding content, cuckolding content sharing, cuckolding culture, cuckolding experiences, cuckolding fantasies, cuckolding forum, cuckolding lifestyle sharing, cuckolding relationships, cuckolding sharing, Minecraft, smp, Wins

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Potions Brewed:	144
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

Animals, body art, Boyfriend, Bunny, Commitment, Communication, compromise, consideration, Drama, love, Minecraft, opinion, personal choice, relationship, Self-expression, Server, Style, Support, tattoo, Understanding, WHIMSICAL, Wings

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

ShowerCamShenanigans

campus life, complaint, consequences, Cultural differences, dorm administrator, Dormitory, education, Ethics, Eviction, foreign student, moral dilemma, privacy violation, public shower, shower cabins, shower room, ShowerCamShenanigans, social norms, student behavior, University, video call, Witness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, bedroom behavior, bedroom beliefs, bedroom culture, bedroom discoveries, bedroom expectations, bedroom experiences, bedroom habits, bedroom misconceptions, bedroom norms, bedroom practices, bedroom realizations, bedroom revelations, bedroom secrets, bedroom surprises, bedroom taboos, bedroom traditions, misconceptions, sexual norms

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, come join our server where things are anything but normal in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of wild chickens start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and tried to blow up the stage during a talent show?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bedrock Bedtime Stories, where players gather around a campfire and share tales of their most embarrassing Minecraft moments. Trust us, you’ll never look at a bed the same way again after hearing these stories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who embrace the absurd and turn the ordinary into the extraordinary? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe invest in some earplugs for those chicken concerts.

TowerTroubleMC

Airport, airspace, Aviation, Beirut, Breach, Communication, Conflict, control tower, diplomatic incident, Frequency, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, TowerTroubleMC, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	712	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so like, this server is so lit that even Israel is tryna get in on the action! they breached the Beirut airport control tower’s frequency just to warn everyone about how epic this server is. if that’s not a sign that you need to join, then i don’t know what is! come join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe Israel will start a faction and try to take over the server. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out!