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Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Buildings Constructed:	32
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Animals Bred:	178	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	124

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

Abuse, cruel intentions, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, emotional torment, emotional trauma, encouraged, Game, Gaslighting, Griefing, Henyas, hurtful comments, hurtful words, Manipulation, mental abuse, mental anguish, Minecraft, Psychological, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, Server, Tears, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Emeralds Found:	8892	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

Accuracy, Adventures, blocky, Confirm, Crafty, Curious, doubt, Evidence, fact check, INFORMATION, Investigate, McCraftfaces, question.., Reliable, research, saw this, Somewhere., source, True, trustworthy, Unsure, validity, verify

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	106	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!