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DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3834	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

authentic, Axes, bow, BUTTER, Chaos, Clients, Community, Conquer, Creavity, Destruction, east, Economy, Exploration, free, hacked, jelly, Monuments, peanut, Piston, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, SURVIVE, Svanilla, sword, testament, tradition, tree farms, Usa, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

LmaoCraft Server

Lmao fr though funny humor laughing hilarious jokes comedy entertainment laughter chuckles amusement giggles comical jest jesting mirth jocularity uproarious, LMAOcraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	62
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

awkward, beach etiquette, body positivity, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSING, fear of exposure, judgmental people, legal issues, Minecraft, nude beach, NudeBeachDisaster, privacy concerns, public nudity, sand in sensitive areas, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, sunburn, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected visitors, wardrobe malfunction, worst situation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

MomCraft – Grief Edition

acceptance, bereavement, coping, counseling, Edition, emotional, family, Grief, Grieving Process, healing, Loneliness, long-term effects, love, Memories, MomCraft, mother loss, moving forward, parent loss, Sadness, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	5226
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	17

Are you tired of dealing with the loss of a parent and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is here to support you through tough times and make you laugh until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical healing powers that can help you cope with your grief. So why wait? Join us now and let the healing begin!

CraftyMedicRage

activism, Civil unrest, CraftyMedicRage, crime, DOCTORS, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, medic, murder, protest movement, PROTESTS, public outcry, rape, Safety, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS, work stoppage

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8907	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on pigs. But don’t worry, our admin team is on it and will help you fight them off with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Need a break from all the action? Head over to our peaceful village where you can trade with villagers for rare items like exploding sheep and flying llamas. And don’t forget to visit our disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the dragon the longest. And every Friday night, we host a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!