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YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	3642
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Farms Harvested:	243	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Crops Grown:	3934

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	4030	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Emeralds Found:	7000	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!