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SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	171	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

BlockyBizarreLand

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6702	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Animals Bred:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	482349
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1833

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Farms Harvested:	744
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Villages Defended:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	3214	Buildings Constructed:	39
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!