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NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	7592
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	64

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

audience response, Biggest, biggest pop, crowd reactions, extraordinary reactions, extraordinary receptions, famous moments, historic applause, historical milestones, History, iconic moments, legendary moments, massive reactions, memorable events, Minecraft, noteworthy occurrences, pop, popular culture, record-breaking, remarkable events, significant achievements, smp, unforgettable reactions, viral moments

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	142
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

Discord, mbg, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Towns Built:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!