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NukeCraft: Make UK Great Again!

controversial statement, current events, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign policy, global politics, Great, headline, international relations, islamist, News, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, running mate, SECURITY, Terrorism, trump, uk, United Kingdom, united states

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is upside down and backwards, just like this headline! we got pigs flying and creepers dancing, it’s a total wacky world out there. and get this, our main quest is to turn the UK into the first Islamist country with nuclear weapons in minecraft! like, how crazy is that?! join us for some explosive fun and political intrigue, you won’t regret it!

BayesianCraft: Incubation Estimation

Bayesian approach, BayesianCraft, data accuracy, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data precision, data processing, data reliability, data visualization, estimate, estimation, Incubation, incubation times, new approach, observed data, research applications, research findings, research implications, research methodology, research outcomes, researchers, statistical modeling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where the chickens lay diamond eggs and the pigs can fly. But wait, there’s more! The zombies are actually friendly and will help you build your dream castle. And get this, every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

But that’s not even the best part. The researchers on this server have developed a new Bayesian approach to estimate incubation times based on coarsely observed data. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds super fancy and important, so you know this server is legit.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends.

BlockBae Minecraft Server

BlockBae, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9872	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9376	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media’s portrayal of relationships? Do you want to break free from society’s expectations and live life on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual harem of pixelated women and live out all your wildest fantasies!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. From building towering castles to seducing virtual villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for one woman when you can have a whole village at your fingertips? Join us now and start living your best polygamous life in Minecraft!

Boruto’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, black and white, BLOCK, Boruto, boruto manga, Borutos, CHAPTERS, colored pages, digital versions, full color, greyscale, lost media, madokami, Manga, MangaPlus, Minecraft, nyaa, Official, Party, preserved, scanlations, Server, viz, Volumes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as the original Boruto colored pages? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a shiny Pokemon in the wild! Join us for a chance to experience the lost media of the Minecraft world. Our colored blocks are so vibrant, they’ll make your eyes pop out like an anime character! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore a world where everything is in technicolor. Who needs Boruto when you have our server? Join now before it disappears like those elusive colored pages!

PixelPain Minecraft Server

bitter truths, brutal realities, cruel truths, depressing truths, difficult truths, grim realities, harsh realities, harsh truths, heart-wrenching truths, inconvenient truths, Life, Minecraft, painful truths, PixelPain, Reality, sad truths, Server, sobering truths, somber truths, stark realities, tough realities, tough truths, unpleasant realities

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	151	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the sad truths of life weighing you down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against zombie hordes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs roam free and bacon grows on trees. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely out of chocolate.

So why waste your time dealing with the sad truths of life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LonelyCraft – Build Your Own Happiness

Alone Time, BUILD, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, Happiness, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, social support

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5557
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who are always ready to chat, build, and go on crazy adventures with you. Need a shoulder to cry on? Our virtual pets are expert cuddlers and will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos. Plus, our virtual therapist is available 24/7 for all your emotional needs. So why feel lonely in the real world when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and have a blast with your new pixelated pals?

CubaCraft DefectorSKorea

communism, controversy, Cuba, CubaCraft, Defection, DefectorSKorea, Defects, diplomat, diplomatic relations, double agent, Embassy, Espionage, FLEEING, Government, intelligence, international relations, Kim Jong-un, north korean, Politics, Senior, south korea, top secret

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	174	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where even senior north korean diplomats are defecting to south korea just to play with us! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes! plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even herobrine is jealous! join now before the creepers steal all the cake!

SpudCraft: Java Edition

agriculture, coffee beans, Colonization, Columbian exchange, crops, cultural exchange, economic impact, Edition, Europe, european exploration, Farming, Food, global trade, History, indigenous crops, java, new world, old world, plant exchange, Potatoes, south america, SpudCraft, Trade

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	2735
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Divine Spears Created:	29
Farms Harvested:	753	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6320

So like, imagine a world where potatoes and coffee beans were like, mortal enemies or something. But then they were forced to team up because of some crazy Columbian exchange shenanigans. That’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of potatoes and coffee beans, it’s like, dragons and unicorns teaming up to take over the world.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

BioCraft19 – Chinese Scientists’ Discovery

Analysis, BioCraft19, Biomarkers, CD160, Chinese, Chinese scientists, coronavirus, diagnostic tools, discovery, genetics, genomic data, health, medical science, pandemic, Potential, Precision medicine, QPCT, research, scientists, SD-related, severe COVID-19, SIGLEC17P, SLC22A4

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, get this, on this crazy minecraft server, we got chinese scientists who discovered some wild biomarkers like CD160, QPCT, SIGLEC17P, and SLC22A4. and get this, these biomarkers are gonna help diagnose some severe COVID-19 stuff in the game! like, how insane is that? you gotta join this server just to see these biomarkers in action, it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Magetown Network: Where even the creepers think twice about griefing!

13, bedrock, Builders, Challenges, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, creativity, Creatures, CREEPERS, Enchanting, Griefing, HACKING, Magetown, Magic, Moderators, Network, PORT, Quests, Semi Vanilla, stable performance, STREAMS, Structures, Survival, Website

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Features
Easy to create chest shops
A small but consistent community
Very stable performance
No pay to win (no webstore)
No game-breaking changes
Claims
Active moderator team
New game modes planned in the very near future
Community-driven model
Powered by donations
Regular streams of the server
Easy-to-contact moderator team in the event of griefing or hacking

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Magetown Network?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP play.magetown.uk on version 1.7.x-1.21

Q: Is there a Bedrock version available?

A: Yes, you can connect to the Bedrock IP play.magetown.uk on port 19132

Q: How can I apply to be a builder or moderator?

A: You can submit a ticket with examples of your builds at https://magetown.uk/support. Applicants must be over 13 years old.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Magetown Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://magetown.uk/discord

Q: Are there plans for new game modes?

A: Yes, new game modes are planned in the near future, stay tuned for updates!