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ScholarCraft: No Handouts for Friends

academic struggles, Best Friend, Commitment, desperate plea, education, extracurricular activities, financial burden, Financial Stability, Friends, friendship, Graduation, Guilt, Handouts, Help, job security, living costs, Resentment, ScholarCraft, scholarship, Selfishness, Support, top grades, University

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Potions Brewed:	66

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and guilt trips from friends? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a magical place where scholarships grow on trees and financial burdens disappear with a single click.

Imagine a world where you can use your scholarship money to build the most epic virtual castle for your friend, who will repay you with virtual diamonds after graduation. No need to worry about real-life expenses, because in our server, everything is free and friendships are forever!

Don’t let your friends guilt-trip you into sacrificing your financial stability. Join our Minecraft server and build a new future where you can focus on your own education and success without any judgment. Plus, our virtual friends will always have your back, no matter what. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Blocky Pleasure Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, awkwardness, bad hygiene, blocky, Communication, discomfort, distractions, inconsiderate partners, Intimacy, lack of communication, lack of connection, lack of consent, lack of foreplay, lack of passion, lack of respect, Minecraft, mood killers, performance pressure, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, relationships, Selfishness, Server, sex

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	930	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of getting interrupted during your steamy Minecraft sessions? Well, look no further because our server guarantees a distraction-free experience! No more creepers blowing up your fun or Endermen photobombing your intimate moments. Join us for a wild ride filled with endless possibilities and no pesky interruptions. So come on, join our server and let the blocky love flow freely!

BlockyBanter

awkward, BlockyBanter, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny conversations, funny encounters, funny experiences, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny remarks, funny remarks during sex, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious, humor, INTIMATE, JOKE, Laughter, relationship, sex

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets

addiction, Annual, Cannabis, criminal, drug report, Drugs, enforcement, Global, hallucinogens, health, HIGH, illicit market, Justice, legalization, Marijuana, Markets, policy, psychedelic, PsychoCraft, Renaissance, Shrinkin, substance abuse, Times, trends, UN

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1583	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	6

OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!

MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!

biological alteration, BiteFree, disease prevention, ecosystem conservation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of mosquitoes, human health, insect bites, insect vectors, mosquito control, mosquito eradication, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquito-borne illnesses, MosquitoCraft, mosquitoes, public health, vector-borne diseases, Zone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

antibiotic resistance genes, aquatic environments, gene mobility, MAYHEM, microbiota, Microplastic, microplastics, mobile genetic elements, mobile resistome, PlastiCraft, Plastiome, Plastisphere

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8310
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchantments Applied:	190

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

age, Anarchy, Bluemap, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Mature, new members, Plugin, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Variety of Games, VOICE, Welcoming

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bitch, DRUG, ex, FLIRTING, Happy, love, love bomb, love-creep, Men, Minecraft, missing, NoCompaniono, rape, relationship, Respect, Server, sex, slit throat, vicariously, Women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	288
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?