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Village Vanishers Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the wild wild west meets the digital realm! Imagine a world where cowboys ride pigs instead of horses and shoot arrows at creepers instead of bandits.

Join our server for a chance to rebuild civilization from scratch by starting with a brand new population of players. Watch as the living standard slowly improves as we mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and tame the wilderness.

But beware, as the immigrant mobs may try to sneak in and disrupt our progress. Will you be able to defend our borders and keep the population under control?

So saddle up and join us on this wild ride as we recreate history in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the DWARF EXPANSION EDITION! Join us in epic battles and adventures as we embark on a quest to conquer the war within! Check out our trailer for a sneak peek of the action!

But that’s not all! Patch 10.2.6 is here, bringing with it shiver-me-timbers and the incoming plunderstorm! Get ready to set sail on a pirate adventure like never before!

Remix: Pandaria is also available for all you Mists of Pandaria fans out there! Relive the glory days of Pandaria raids and heroic raids in Patch 338632!

And don’t forget about the S4 Dungeon changes! Experience the Dragonflight Dungeon level squish in Season 4, with harder M0 dungeons and no affixes or timer! It’s a challenge you won’t want to miss!

Visit our April Trading Post for exclusive items, including the plunderstorm section and spring finery! Stock up on supplies and gear up for the ultimate adventure!

Join us today and explore the general resources available on our server! From wow-petopia.com to murlok.io, oraider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and wowhead.com, we have everything you need to dominate the game!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the old behind and join us in the 474018064! It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Hot or Notch Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Chimeras Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing standing between you and being the most attractive player is a few millimeters of bone! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a Minecraft Steve look-alike to a Minecraft model with just a few clicks of the mouse.

Our server is so INSANE that players have reported gaining real-life confidence and charm just by playing on it. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just play on our server and have your bone structure magically change before your eyes?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the hottest player on the block. Join now and see the AMAZING transformations for yourself!

Minecraft Manga Mayhem Server

Author, Bardock, Broly, canon, canonization, Character development, Characters, Coherence, dbs, Game, gogeta, introduction, Manga, manga adaptations, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Movie, ova, ReWriting, Server, Story, Universe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created? Imagine a world where Broly, Bardock, and Gogeta are not just characters in Dragon Ball Super, but they are also ruling the Minecraft universe! Yes, you heard it right!

On our server, we have canonized all your favorite non-canon characters from movies, OVAs, and games and brought them into the Minecraft world. Picture this – Broly building a castle, Bardock farming for diamonds, and Gogeta battling creepers like a pro!

Join us now and be a part of this INSANE adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even run into your favorite non-canon character and help them build their dream house or fight off mobs together!

So what are you waiting for? Come be a part of our server and witness the MADNESS unfold before your very eyes!

Honkie City Builders: We Build Better Cities Than You!

Bigotry, BUILD, Builders, Cities, city, Community, discrimination, Diversity, Division, empowerment, equality, exclusion, gentrification, hatred, Honkie, honkies, Inclusivity, intolerance, progress, racism, segregation, social justice, urban development, w*tes

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we build cities so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! And if you even think about trying to join us, you better watch out because we don’t want any filthy w*tes ruining our fun! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what real Minecraft players are made of!

SmartyPantsCraft: Where intelligence meets blocky fun!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where intelligence is the key to happiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-bending challenges and mind-blowing puzzles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to unlock the full potential of the human mind. Who knows, you might just become the next super genius and solve all of the world’s problems while playing Minecraft.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were able to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. They were so enlightened that they transcended into a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to level up your IQ and embark on a journey of epic proportions, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the secrets of the universe while building a giant pixelated castle.

LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Chapter 10

AMBITION, chapter, chapter 10, character analysis, Character development, Chronicles, desire, determination, emotional depth, Emotional journey, Fiction, Kindness, Literature, LolCraft, long trail tag, Loss, love, novella, Page 798, plot progression, sacrifice, Selflessness, Shiori, storytelling, The Shiori Novella

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where kindness leads to losing everything and wanting it all is encouraged!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory. But beware, because on this server, kindness might just be your downfall!

Previous players have reported losing everything they worked for because they were just too darn nice. But fear not, because on our server, wanting it all is not just a dream – it’s a way of life!

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your kindness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server!

Previous Page: >>73842528 (Disclaimer: Previous page may or may not exist in real life, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on our server!)

Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

Absurdity, avant garde, BUILD, Chaos, Crafty, deconstruction, dream ending, EXPERIMENTAL, Fun, intellectual masterpiece, meaningless things, Metafiction, midwits, mind-bending, mindfuck, nonsensical plot, overanalyzing, postmodernism, redditors, satire, slap, Slap in random shit together, surrealism, unconventional storytelling

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness

4koma, Bagel, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, hinata, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mari, Megu, Minecraft, Nagisa, Natsu, News, Nodoka, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild reasons why you should join this server:

1. We have Previous Thread: where you can engage in intense discussions about the best mining techniques and building strategies. 2. Our Guides, Resources and useful links: will blow your mind with tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. 3. Looking for some 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts in Minecraft? Look no further, we’ve got it all! 4. Our Events: are crazier than a creeper explosion! Get ready for some intense battles and missions that will test your Minecraft skills. 5. And don’t even get me started on our Content: from Grand Assault to Limit Break Assault, we’ve got everything you need for an adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hot Blocks & Pickup Lines

Approaching, attraction, blocks, Body language, Communication, Confidence, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, Dating strategies, dating tips, FLIRTING, hot, lines, love life, nervousness, personal development, pickup, relationship advice, relationships, romantic interest, self esteem, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the players themselves! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with ANTI-CREEPER DANCE MOVES that will have you grooving your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

So, if you’re wondering how to approach someone as hot as this server, the answer is simple: just dive in headfirst and prepare for a wild ride filled with LAUGHS and LEGENDARY moments. See you in the game!