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Minty Clique Minecraft Server

belonging, Clique, Drama, exclusion, fitting in, Friends, friendship, gossip, group, high school, Insecurity, Minecraft, Mint, Minty, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, peer influence, peer pressure, Popularity, relationships, Rumors, Server, social circle

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	7697	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Potions Brewed:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ group on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Mint is not just a part of the clique, he IS the clique! Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and exclusive access to Mint’s secret stash of enchanted diamonds. Don’t miss out on the chance to be besties with Mint and rule the Minecraft world together!

Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server

BIBLE, blocky, Closeted, CONSERVATIVE, discrimination, equality, executive, Faggots, gay dating app, GRINDR, Hypocrisy, Jesus, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, prejudice, Republican National Convention, republicans, Server, Sin, super bowl

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7893
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2885	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Republican National Convention? Look no further! Our server is so gay-friendly, even Grindr executives are calling it their Super Bowl! Join us and unleash your inner rainbow warrior as you build, mine, and slay dragons with fellow LGBTQ+ gamers. Who needs politics when you have pixelated adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have cookies… and by cookies, we mean virtual cookies in-game. So come on, join us and let’s show those closeted faggots how to have a fabulous time in Minecraft!

SisterMILBlocker Minecraft Server

children’s online safety, Communication Issues, confronting family members, digital boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, inappropriate content, MIL drama, Minecraft, monitoring children’s online activity, online etiquette, parenting, privacy concerns, protecting personal space, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, SisterMILBlocker, social media boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Emeralds Found:	6706	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, Facebook fiascos, and MIL madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister’s MIL’s nieces start scrolling through your Facebook feed. That’s right, they’re lurking on your page, reading all your posts about the former president getting shot at. Talk about inappropriate! But fear not, because on our server, you can block them faster than you can say “block button”.

Join us for a server where the drama never stops, the family dynamics are more twisted than a vine in a jungle biome, and the MILs are more toxic than a potion of poison. Will your sister blame you for blocking her MIL? Will the nieces ever learn to stay off social media? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions – because on this server, anything can happen!

NoCarNoCash16

16th birthday, Allowance, Cadillac Escalade, CAR, child support, custody, cutting off financially, DAUGHTER, disabled, entitled, family, hurtful, lawsuit, Lawyer, mobility issues, no contact, NoCarNoCash16, relationship, Resentment, Rude, Wedding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Crops Grown:	6902	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family feuds? Look no further than our server, where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the pillagers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No one will be calling you up to yell at you for giving away a car!

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions instead? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real world behind!

TwatCraft Minecraft Server

annoying drivers, automotive community, automotive culture, car enthusiasts, car exhausts, car modifications, car noise pollution, disrespectful drivers, inconsiderate behavior, loud cars, loud exhausts, Minecraft, noisy cars, obnoxious vehicles, road noise, Server, TWAT, TwatCraft, vehicle customization, vehicle etiquette, vehicle mufflers, vehicle noise, vehicle sound levels

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of noisy cars ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-noise policy for vehicles! That’s right, no revving engines or honking horns allowed. Join us and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you mine, build, and explore without any twats ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any noisy car offenders trying to crash the party. So come on over and experience a noise-free paradise like no other!

CraftyCommentCrafts

Comments.., Communication, CraftyCommentCrafts, digital communication, digital platform, facebook, internet, Online Community, online presence, photos, Posts, Social Interaction, social media, social media engagement, social media platforms, social media trends., social media usage, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Facebook drama? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is the new social media hotspot where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in a virtual world that’s way more exciting than your aunt’s cat memes. Say goodbye to endless scrolling and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Join now and become the ultimate social media influencer in the world of blocks and creepers!

CommieCraft: Running Out of Ammo

Ammo, arms race, CommieCraft, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military strategy, offensive, Running, russia, scaling back, soviet union, Soviet-era weaponry, stockpiles, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

come join our server for a wild ride like no other! we have so much soviet-era weaponry that russia is running out! you gotta join before they take it all back! our battles in ukraine are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action! plus, our players are so skilled, they’ll make you question if they’re actually real or just bots! don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!

DataPirateCraft

browser data, cyber crime, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, DataPirateCraft, digital privacy, digital rights, ethical hacking, HACKING, Information Security, internet ethics, online piracy, online theft, OS data, Piracy, privacy violation, unauthorized data access

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. but, like, the best part is the secret underground lair where you can battle evil robots and steal their loot.

oh, and did i mention there’s a hidden realm where you can ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. they’ll help you build the most insane structures and protect you from any creepers trying to blow up your stuff.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BugDyeCaveCraft

4000-year-old, ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient crafts, ancient textiles, Archaeological excavation, archaeological find, BugDyeCaveCraft, cave, cultural heritage, desert exploration, discovery, dyeing techniques, Fabric, historical clothing, historical fashion, insect dye, Judean Desert, natural dyes, textile history, textile preservation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	346479	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dimension Hops:	8

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got fabric that’s like 4000 years old, dyed with insect dye yo! like, imagine wearing that while u mine for diamonds and build ur epic castle. it’s like u got the power of ancient bugs on ur side, man. join now and be part of this insane discovery, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro!

VerdisCraft – 1.8.8 – 1.19x survival server

1.19, 1.19x, 1.8, 1.8.8, 18x, come, Country, Economoy, Enjoy, Join, Minecraft, nostalgic, nostalgic days, Play, Server, Supporters, Survival, Unofficial, Vanilla, Verdis, VerdisCraft, Version, Viaversion

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	426	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Unofficial server of Verdis. Come play with supporters of the country, and enjoy playing in the nostalgic days of 1.8! You can join on any version up to 1.19.

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