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CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	9372
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	84	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Votes:	8978	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7072	Zombie Dances:	7
Star Shards Collected:	269	New Chunks Explored:	824692
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

NashThreads Minecraft Server

Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of time

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Towns Built:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4635	Enchantments Applied:	63
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1980, Assassination, beatles, Creepercraft, crime, December 8, Fans, History, iconic musician, Impact, John Lennon, Legacy, Loss, Mark David Chapman, memorial, Minecraft, Music, new york city, pop culture, Remembrance, senseless act, Server, The Dakota, tragic event

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!

BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition

Acting, adaptation, BaeCraft, Body, body swap, challenge, Communication, cover story, Deception, disguise, Edition, Empathy, impersonation, job performance, Masquerade, pretending, relationships, role reversal, secret identity, Significant Other, Stealthy, Swap, Understanding, work

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!

Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!

So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!

TipsyTeenHippocampus

addiction, Adolescent alcohol use, adolescent behavior, alcohol consumption, alcohol use, brain development, brain imaging, Cannabis use, cognitive function, emotional regulation, hippocampal structure, hippocampal volumes, longitudinal study, Memory, mental health, neurological effects, neuroscience, research, substance abuse, TipsyTeenHippocampus, young adulthood

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Emeralds Found:	3630	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!