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AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	174	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mines Excavated:	2620	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	1811
Crops Grown:	3639	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crops Grown:	8174
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5285	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “if you see anything you want anon just grab it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.

5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, game jam v, gielinor gazette, guthix sleeps, Info, Minecraft, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, skilling competition, Temple OSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Animals Bred:	188	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5451	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “My Wife Konar Edition” where you can embark on epic quests like “While Guthix Sleeps” and read the latest issue of the “Gielinor Gazette – July 2024” for all the hot gossip.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.

Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!

PixelPickaxe Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Imagine a world where everyone suddenly lost their left sock. Chaos would ensue as people frantically searched for their missing sock, only to realize that it had vanished into thin air. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your left sock will always be safe and sound. Join us for a sock-tastic adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Who needs a left sock when you have a virtual world to explore? Join now and never worry about losing your left sock again!

MineWellBoosted

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	767403
Animals Bred:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your brain! Our pixelated world is filled with magical creatures, rainbow-colored blocks, and endless possibilities for creativity.

Need to destress after a long day of creepers blowing up your house? Our server has a special “Hug a Sheep” feature where you can literally hug a virtual sheep and feel all your worries melt away.

Feeling lonely? Don’t worry, our server is populated with friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party in the town square.

And if you’re looking to boost your mental well-being even further, try our “Potion of Positivity” that will have you seeing the world through rose-colored glasses in no time.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let the healing powers of block-building and exploration work their magic on your mind!