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RutteCraft NATO Boss

Alliance, Appointment, Boss, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, Dutch, european union, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, nato, Netherlands, PM Rutte, policy, Politics, RutteCraft, Secretary General, SECURITY, Strategic, TRANSITION

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7825	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	155
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, you know how the Dutch PM Rutte is, like, all serious and stuff? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, he’s gonna be the next secretary general of NATO! can you believe it? he’s gonna be leading all the other world leaders in epic battles and quests on our server. join now to witness the madness and chaos that will ensue when Rutte takes charge. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PreggoCraft: CBD Chaos!

brain development, Cannabidiol, CBD, Chaos, cognitive function, developmental disorders, effects, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal consumption, maternal health, medical cannabis, neurobehavioral outcomes, neurodevelopment, offspring behavior, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal exposure, research, Safety, sensory information processing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	2306

so, like, u know how u love playing minecraft, right? well, imagine playing on a server where the blocks are made of CBD! like, imagine building a house out of CBD blocks and then getting attacked by a zombie made of CBD, lolz.

but wait, there’s more! apparently, if u play on this server while pregnant, ur baby in the game will be, like, super weird. they’ll do all sorts of crazy stuff and their brains will be all messed up from the CBD. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft madness!

so, if u wanna experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, join us now! just be prepared for some seriously strange adventures and mind-blowing moments. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Project Freedom: Where you can pretend to be productive in a virtual world 1.20.4+!

1.20.4, Brewery, Business, city, Community, Competition, Economy, elections, Events, Exploration, freedom, Government, Land, nation, Politics, president, PRETEND, Productive, Project, Realism, Roleplay, Sandbox, simulation, sports, State, Structures, virtual, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Server Name	Project Freedom
Overview	A new politically oriented Minecraft experience where players can participate in democracy across a realistic map of the United States.
Features	A large, custom map of the United States Government on city, state, and national levels Player-led economy Sports and competitions Various plugins and features like Brewery, TrainCarts, McMMO Small, friendly community Easy to learn, hard to master experience
Website	projectfreedommc.com
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Join the Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect to the IP address provided on the website or Discord server.

2. Can I create my own town or city?

Yes, players have the freedom to create their own towns and cities within the server.

3. How does the government system work?

The server features a government system on city, state, and national levels where players can participate in elections and shape the nation’s future.

4. Is there a player-led economy in the server?

Yes, the server features a player-led economy where players can own businesses and land, trade with one another, and contribute to the economic growth of the nation.

5. Are there community events and competitions?

Yes, the server hosts community events, sports competitions, and various activities for players to participate in.

6. How can I become President of the United States on the server?

To become President, players must actively participate in the government system, gain support from other players, and win the Presidential election.

TFW Minecraft Server: Craft, Build, LOL!

aerospace industry, boeing, BUILD, Canadian Citizenship, Canadian dream, Canadian spouse, Canadian wife, Career Change, Craft, Disappointment, Java dev, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job satisfaction, Job Search, lol, Minecraft, Server, Software Development, tfw, unemployment, work visa

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of your boring life with no gorgeous Canadian wife, no job at Boeing, and no job as a Java dev? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades that will make you forget all about your lackluster real life.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, and even participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep empire. Will you join forces with the pigs and help them achieve their porcine revolution? Or will you side with the sheep and defend their woolly kingdom at all costs?

So say goodbye to your mundane existence and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Julia’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Abnormal, Behavior, Craft, crazy, Curious, eccentric, Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic behavior, Julia Hart, Julias, Minecraft, Mystery, odd, peculiar, perplexed, Personality, puzzled, quirky, Server, strange, Unconventional, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	794259
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Julia Hart’s Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays actual diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

So why is Julia Hart like this? Because normal is boring, and we’re here to make Minecraft great again! Join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life.

BackseatGriefers

aita, Angry, Apology, BackseatGriefers, CAR, college students, Confrontation, crying, Father, Hospital, INTERNSHIP, Justified, Laundry, M19, misunderstanding, Nurses, parking garage, parking spots, reaction, Scrubs, tow truck

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even nurses in training can’t resist the urge to grief your car! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters, like getting scolded by scrubs-wearing girls for parking in an empty garage. Who knows, you might even make someone cry with your justified anger! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and chaos of our server – because where else can you find such outrageous stories like this? Join now and see what other crazy adventures await you!

DarkCraft: Explore Humanity’s Shadows

Atrocity, barbarity, brutality, Corruption, Cruelty, DarkCraft, Darkness, darkness of the soul, Depravity, Despair, Evil, Explore, Horror, Humanity, Humanitys, Immorality, Inhumanity, malevolence, Malice, sadism, shadows, Suffering, violence, wickedness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Items Found:	8204
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	268
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Have you ever seen someone build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone? That’s child’s play compared to the madness you’ll witness on our server. We’ve got players who have created entire cities out of nothing but lava and obsidian. The darkest side of humanity? Try griefing someone’s house with nothing but exploding pigs. Join our server if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back.

RutteCraft: NATO Edition

Allies, Appointment, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, foreign affairs, international relations, leadership, Mark Rutte, nato, Netherlands, next, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, RutteCraft, Secretary General, SECURITY, selection, summit, Transatlantic Cooperation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Mark Rutte as our next Secretary General! he be buildin’ epic bases and slayin’ creepers like a boss. Plus, he got all them NATO Allies backing him up, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for a chance to team up with Mark Rutte and conquer the Minecraft world together! #MarkRutteForSecretaryGeneral #NATOAlliesUnite

CreeperCoffins: No Guarantees!

Afterlife, burial, burial expenses, burial services, casket, coffin construction, coffin durability, coffin materials, coffin quality, coffin warranty, coffins, CreeperCoffins, death, Funeral, funeral arrangements, funeral costs, funeral planning, guarantee, guarantees, Lifetime, mortality, warranty

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

come join our minecraft server, where we have coffins with LIFETIME GUARANTEE! yes, you heard that right. no need to worry about respawning, just respawn in your coffin and keep on playing like nothing happened. plus, our coffins come with built-in disco lights and a mini fridge for all your snacks. who wouldn’t want to join a server where death is just a party waiting to happen? don’t miss out on the coffin fun, join now!

BigBoobCraft: Where Lactose Levels Matter

#breastfeeding, BigBoobCraft, biology, breast milk, breast size, breast size influence, COMPOSITION, correlation, findings, lactation, lactation research, lactose, lactose concentration, lactose levels, Levels, matter, milk composition, milk production, research, Science, size impact, study, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

so like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the most lit titties around! we did some super scientific research and found out that big boobies make the best milk, so you know our server is gonna be poppin’! trust us, you won’t find this level of lactose concentration anywhere else in the minecraft universe. join now for some udderly ridiculous fun! 🐄🥛🤪