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GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6719
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mines Excavated:	4263

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	902
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	174
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	2158	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

annoying habits, bodily functions, BurbCraft, burping, disgusting behavior, effortful burping, Etiquette, etiquette rules, gross, gross behavior, gross habits, impolite behavior, Manners, manners in public, Obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, open mouthed burping, personal space, public behavior, satisfaction, satisfying burps, social acceptability, social norms

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4216
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	272412
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!