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NSFW_Factz_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the NSFW facts you never knew you needed in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets, jaw-dropping revelations, and enough drama to make Herobrine blush. From scandalous block placements to steamy lava bath parties, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way through the most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life!

RegretCraft: No Rerolls

Choices, consequences, Guilt, hindsight, lamenting, lessons learned, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past decisions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, Rerolls, rueful, second guessing, self-blame, sorrow, wishing, wistful

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Do you still regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Don’t worry, we forgive you. But let us tell you, you’ve been missing out on some epic adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas start chasing you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that actually takes you to the moon? Yeah, that happened.

And let’s not forget about the legendary battle of the giant chickens vs. the evil bunnies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So don’t live with regret any longer. Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow. Hey, stranger things have happened in our world!

Pandamium’s Vanilla Snap Server: 1.21.2 / 1.22 Snapshots, with some LGBTQ+ Flavor and DiscoTPA Homes & Cosmetics!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 1.21.2, 24w39a, Carpet, Cosmetics, custom advancements, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord, DiscoTPA, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, End reset monthly, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments enabled, flavor, Homes, latest snapshot, LGBTQ, Lithium, mailing, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, mod for linking Discord and Minecraft servers, never reset overworld and nether, Pandamiums, Ranks, release server, Server, smp, Snap, Snapshot, Snapshot server, Snapshots, Tpa, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crops Grown:	3126
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15

Pandamium Snapshot Server Information
Server Type: Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Snapshot Updates: Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Current Version: 24w39a (1.21.2 / 1.22)
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Pandamium Snapshot Server?	It is an experimental, vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
How often are updates released?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.
What features are currently available?	Features such as dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, town-based economy, enhanced dragon fights, and more are available.
What server mods are used?	Carpet, Lithium for performance, a mod for Discord-Minecraft link, and data-pack-driven technology for new features.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the IP snapshot.pandamium.eu on the latest version 24w39a.

Gift From God Minecraft Server

apps, creativity, Digital, digital art, editing, Enhancement, enhancement tools, FILTERS, gift, GOD, Graphic design, image manipulation, innovation, internet, Minecraft, photo editing, photography, Server, social media, software, Technology, visual effects

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Do you ever wonder if filters are actually a gift from the Minecraft gods themselves? Well, on our server, we believe they are! Join us and experience the magical world of filters like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a filter appears, leading you to a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare resources. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Filter King, a mysterious figure who roams the land granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant filter just for fun!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with filters, treasures, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join our server today. Who knows, you might just discover that filters really are a gift from the gods after all!

Now that CS is over Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Blockchain, career advancement, coding, cybersecurity, data science, Digital Marketing, Entrepreneurship, freelance, future careers, Internet of Things, machine learning, Minecraft, online education, remote work, robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Join us for a chance to become a professional llama whisperer or a professional block stacker.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So come on down to our server and discover the wacky and wild world that awaits you. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of Minecraft careers!

CarBlockerCraft

aita, buddy, CarBlockerCraft, dick, driveway, Friends, home daycare, House, Kids, Legal, Neighborhood, Neighborly, not moving my car, Note, OWNER, parents, public parking, real estate agent, street parking, wrong foot

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mines Excavated:	2554
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can park wherever you want without any crazy neighbors leaving notes on your car! Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild ride.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors or their home daycares. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us and never have to deal with entitled homeowners demanding you move your virtual car again. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creepers, but who’s counting?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama of real life parking wars behind. Who knows, you might even find your dream virtual home without any pesky neighbors to ruin the fun. See you in the game!

NormsNotForMe

Behavior, Beliefs, conformity, controversial, culture, customs, Etiquette, Individuality, Manners, nonconformity, norms, NormsNotForMe, peer pressure, Rebellion, social norm, societal expectations, society, tradition, unpopular, VALUES

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2872
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Come join our Minecraft server where we throw all social norms out the window! We have a strict “no pants” policy because who needs pants in a virtual world, am I right? Plus, our virtual currency is actually just stacks of diamonds because who needs boring old money when you can have shiny rocks instead? Join us for some wacky adventures and let your inner rebel shine!

PolyCraft: Where the crafting is more poly than a bad relationship!

Active, application, bad, chest previews, Community, Crafting, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, food data pack, Friendly, Fun, gotospawn, Graves, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Poly, Polycraft, relationship, Semi Vanilla, smp, stonecutter recipes, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, Waystone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Katters and Qraftys structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, /trigger gotospawn, Treefeller, Graves

Joining Poly-Craft:

Apply to join here

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join Our Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Poly-Craft is a mature server, so we prefer players over 18 years old.
What is greylisting?	Greylisting is a method of blocking unwanted traffic while still allowing legitimate users to access the server. You need to apply and be approved before full access is granted.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have specific data packs and mods enabled on the server. Additional mods must be approved by admins before use.
How active is the community?	We have a friendly and active community with regular events and discussions both in-game and on Discord.

Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crops Grown:	8393
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

””how did i end up like this” Minecraft SMP”

coping mechanisms, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling lost, finding direction, hopelessness, how did i end up like this, identity crisis, introspection, life choices, mental health, Minecraft, questioning life choices, searching for meaning, seeking answers, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, struggling with purpose, uncertainty, what is the point of living anymore

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with diamonds and emeralds, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and live life on the edge of insanity? Come join us and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be!