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  • JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

    JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2112
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Emeralds Found: 3748 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

    On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

    And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

    BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 1431
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9252
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

    Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

    Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

    And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s Euro Adventure

    Mom’s Euro Adventure
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 5148
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

    We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

    Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

    HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 1375
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Enchantments Applied: 298
    Gods Slained: 0 Ores Mined: 3141
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

    u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

    plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

    so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MiniMeCraft

    MiniMeCraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6163
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.

    but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.

    so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

    Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7944
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Apply here: ~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
    INFORMATION TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
    SEASONS Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
    Why should you join us?
    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums, available to all members
    • Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
    • 350 server members, and 550 members in total
    • …we also have a Pokemon channel :3
    MINI SEASONS To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.
    DISCORD Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
    If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; ~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

    FAQ

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply to join the server, visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel.

    What is the theme of Season 12?

    Season 12 will be hosted on the latest version, 1.21, and more information about the theme will be revealed as the date gets closer.

    Are there any rules in the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to create a positive and inclusive community. These rules will be available to you once you join the Discord server.

    Can I join the mini seasons even if I missed the main season?

    Yes, you can join the mini seasons even if you missed the main season. These mini seasons are a great way to stay engaged with the community between main seasons.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server

    RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3188
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2754 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is a wild and wacky place because RMS didn’t spend 40 years gatekeeping women out of tech! Join us for a server filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs because without RMS, anything is possible!

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!

    But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

    So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

    CraftyFacts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3654
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join us if you want to avoid having your country vaporized by our super-powered laser beam machine from space.

    But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom here. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. It was so fabulous that it attracted a real-life llama to the server, who proceeded to join in on the fun and start a llama dance party.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or space laser dodging. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 1968
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. Use your diamond sword to defeat them and claim victory for all of Minecraft-kind!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party. Dance with skeletons, zombies, and even the elusive Enderman as you groove to the beat of the jukebox.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Blaze King to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a flaming hot diamond pickaxe!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why

    PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7182
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Gods Slained: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most f’d up way possible!

    Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and outrageous builds ever created in Minecraft. From giant toilets made out of diamond blocks to a rollercoaster that takes you through a haunted mansion filled with creepy mobs, our server has it all.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing hysterically at the same time, then come join us. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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