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HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	118	Dragon Eggs Found:	7758
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	115
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	76
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Villages Defended:	7

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	95	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Alien Abductions:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Runes Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	494	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!

StinkyDelightMC

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	14113	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like that funky smelling cheese that actually tastes amazing once you try it!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to come party with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server where the food may smell bad, but the fun tastes oh so good!