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CakeCrafters

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Do you like cake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a cake for every type of player! Whether you’re a red velvet warrior or a vanilla villager, we’ve got a cake just for you. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free slice of cake every time you log in! Plus, rumor has it that our cakes have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. So come join us and let’s eat cake and fly together!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

China, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global market, India, international relations, market analysis, Minecraft, oil supply chain, oil trade, political decisions, Reuters, russia, Server, trade agreements, US sanctions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Chimeras Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	704
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Votes:	8224
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9796	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Farms Harvested:	932	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7300
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3908	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?