Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Animals Bred:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Items Found:	6519	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5053

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mines Excavated:	3011	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Items Found:	6737	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	280
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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