Yoga Shorts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LaptopLustCraft

Assistance, blender, Boundaries, bragging, college, Communication, Expectations, finances, Generosity, Gifts, groceries, grown man, laptop, LaptopLustCraft, Purchases, relationship, self-sufficiency, Stingy, Storm, Support

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a 35F dealing with a 44M who thinks she should buy him a laptop! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about stingy partners or storm-damaged apartments.

On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.

So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!

ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses

aid, ARMS, arms supplies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, devastation, eastern europe, Europe, Government, HIGH, high losses, International, Losses, Military, Politics, russia, Slow, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all players who can survive a zombie apocalypse in game! ukraine suffering high losses? not on our server! we have unlimited arms supplies and our president is a pro at pvp. join now and help us defeat the zombies with your epic building skills and insane redstone contraptions. plus, did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure? you won’t find that on any other server, trust us. come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

Surviving on too much Jolt [SMP] 1.21.1+ Community Anti-Grief Economy McMMO

1.21.1, Antigrief, Auctions, Chest Shops, Community, Cosmetics, Discord, Economy, Jolt, Live Map, MCMMO, No Advertising, No Duping, no exploits, no glitches, No Griefing, No hacking, no hate speech, no slurs, no spam, No Toxicity, No X-ray, Player Warps, player-driven economy, resource mines, smp, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Jolt Minecraft Server
Founded	Late 2019
Focus	Community SMP with a fun and friendly environment
Features	24/7 uptime Claim land with golden shovel Player driven economy Simple McMMO setup Backpacks for inventory expansion Loot crate keys Resetting resource mines Player warps Live map Discord community

FAQ

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you can join us at play.joltsurvival.net

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules against hacking, griefing, hate speech, toxicity, spam, advertising, exploits, glitches, duping, and x-ray. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.

3. What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules can result in warnings, mutes, bans, or rollbacks of progress. Please ensure you follow the rules to have an enjoyable experience on the server.

4. How can I participate in the player economy?

You can participate in the player economy by setting up chest shops, participating in auctions, and utilizing the various features provided for trading and selling items.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing can face warnings, mutes, or perm-bans depending on the severity of the offense.

6. Can I use mods on the server?

We do not allow hacking, exploits, or x-ray mods on the server. Please refer to the rules section above for more information on acceptable and prohibited mods.

PixelPals – Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Character References, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ores Mined:	3044	Crops Grown:	6113
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the official schedule is so jam-packed with epic events that even Endermen are lining up to join!

Join us and you might just run into Lia the Ashelia, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Or how about meeting Utatane Nasa, who can build a castle faster than you can say “creeper explosion”?

And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori – rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. Plus, Fujikura Uruka is known for building the most epic roller coasters in all of Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on that thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just stumble upon Dizzy Dokuro, who has a secret stash of diamonds bigger than a dragon’s hoard. Or maybe you’ll come across Jelly Hoshiumi, who can fish up enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – trust us, it’s a real thing.

Anime Lover Minecraft SMP

animated series, Anime, anime art, anime characters, anime conventions, anime merchandise, anime quotes, anime soundtrack, binge watching, COSPLAY, fan community, Fandom, favorite shows, japanese animation, Japanese culture, love, Lover, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is filled with anime lovers who will scream “NANI?!” every time they die in game. We have a secret underground base filled with body pillows and ramen noodles for all your weeb needs. Join us for epic battles where we roleplay as our favorite anime characters and shout out our special move names before attacking. Plus, every new player gets their very own waifu bodyguard to protect them from creepers. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft kawaii again!

GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, christmas gift, Communication, Explanation, feelings, gift card, Gift ideas, GiftCardGang, Guilt, husband, jewelry, Lululemon, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overthinking, Promotion, Purchase, rangefinder, separate gift, Server, SPENDING

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

BlockyBootyLand

adult entertainment, BlockyBootyLand, consumer behavior, digital content, digital economy, Digital Media, digital nudity, entertainment industry, internet culture, online payments, online privacy, online purchases, online security, online spending, Online Subscriptions, online transactions, paying for content, personal choice, premium content, subscription services

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

MetaCraft: No Russian News

Bans, Censorship, Communication, current events, Disinformation, facebook, freedom of speech, global news, government control, information warfare, internet, Journalism, media regulation, Meta, metacraft, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, Technology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.