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Jan6thConspiracyCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the conspiracy theory that january 6th never happened!! build your base in the shape of a tin foil hat to protect yourself from the government spies watching your every move. participate in daily quests to uncover the truth behind the fake news and earn special rewards like a diamond pickaxe with built-in truth serum. team up with other players to raid the secret government base hidden deep underground and expose the lizard people controlling the world. don’t be a sheep, join our server and wake up to the truth!

LonelyCraft: CDC Approved

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2567	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Star Shards Collected:	55	Void Armor Forged:	18

so you know how the CDC be all like “yo social isolation be makin’ people sad”? well guess what, we got the cure for that on our minecraft server! join us and never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole community of wacky players who will keep you entertained 24/7.

we even got a secret potion that makes you immune to depression, just drink it in game and boom, instant happiness! plus, our server is so lit that even the CDC is like “damn, we shoulda been playin’ minecraft this whole time.”

so come on down and join us, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be isolating yourself from is boredom!

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and excitement!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you come across a hidden village filled with talking animals and magical creatures. They beckon you to join them on a quest to uncover the secrets of the Silent Sands and defeat the evil Clorinde.

But that’s not all! Our server also features daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. And don’t forget about our weapon banners, including the legendary Absolution sword that can slice through anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

PixelRain Minecraft Server

2D, Adventure, Atmospheric, Challenging, confusion, Creature, directionless, Exploration, exploration game, exploration platformer, indie game, indie platformer, Lost, Minecraft, mysterious atmosphere, mysterious world, open world, PixelRain, platformer, puzzle, Rain World, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4464
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has a GPS feature that will guide you to your destination with just a click of a button! No more wandering aimlessly and getting lost in the wilderness like a lost puppy. Join us and never have to ask yourself, “where the fuck am I supposed to go??” again!

TripTrioNoGo

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, college students, feelings, friendship, healthcare major, honeymoon, hurt, Japan, Manipulation, pick me up, Romantic, selfish, travel, trip, TripTrioNoGo, Upset

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5780	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of friends trying to crash your romantic trips? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests! No more awkward conversations about sleeping arrangements or having to explain that this trip is meant for you and your significant other only.

On our server, you can create your own paradise without any interference from friends who just want a free ride. Build a cozy cabin for two, explore hidden caves together, and watch the sunset in peace. Say goodbye to manipulative friends who only care about using you for their own benefit.

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your perfect getaway without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Build, explore, and relax in your own private world where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. See you in the game!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1450
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give out hugs instead of explosions, and pigs fly (literally, they have wings). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the ability to ride a unicorn through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FoodieCraft: WishfulEats

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Buildings Constructed:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Are you tired of boring old food in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a magical food system where every time you eat, you gain a random superpower! Want to shoot fireballs out of your hands after eating a pork chop? Done! Want to turn invisible after munching on a carrot? No problem! Join our server and experience the wildest food adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary Golden Apple that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser beam eyes! Join now and feast your way to victory!

CraftyRussian Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Items Found:	2306	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where we accuse russia of ‘deliberate’ starvation tactics in mariupol! build your own base and defend against the evil russians trying to starve you out! join forces with other players to fight back and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot for you to discover! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure yet!

G7Craft: US-Ukraine Security Deal

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Emeralds Found:	1250	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because we got this INSANE 10-year security agreement with US and Ukraine at the G7 summit! like, you know you’re gonna be safe from creepers and zombies and stuff, cuz we got that top-notch security, yo. plus, the villagers are throwing a party to celebrate and you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. join now and be part of the most secure and lit server in all of Minecraft history!

MoonCraft: Icarus’ Revenge

arrogance, BETRAYAL, Caution, cautionary myth, cautionary tale, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, fate, Flight, greek mythology, Hubris, icarus, lesson learned, Mooncraft, Mythology, Revenge, SKY, Stars, Sun, the moon, Tragedy, wax wings

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6941

haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the moon is ur bestie? well guess what, on this server, the moon is like ur bffl. it gives u diamonds and builds u a house made of cheese. also, did i mention that the cows can fly? yep, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beefy angels. and the creepers? oh man, they do the cha cha slide before they explode. it’s a real party up in here. so come join us on this wacky server where the only limit is ur imagination and maybe a few brain cells cuz let’s be real, u gotta be a little crazy to join this madness. so what are u waiting for? come on over and let’s make some memories that will make ur therapist question everything.