Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Potions Brewed:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Towns Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	2771	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5347
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	528
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

cloudvanilla.net

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	7295
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	2320	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Star Shards Collected:	105	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7660	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

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