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BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Star Shards Collected:	241	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crops Grown:	8121	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8936
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Astral Projections Made:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).